When Samuel Met Sally

  • Samuel L. Jackson: There are two kinds of women: high fucking maintenance and low maintenance.
  • Sally Albright: Which one am I?
  • Samuel L. Jackson: Oh, you're the worst motherfucking kind. You're high maintenance, but you think you're fucking low maintenance.
  • Sally Albright: I don't see that.
  • Samuel L. Jackson: You don't fucking see that? "Waiter. I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsalmic vinegar and oil. But on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce. But I want the mustard on the side." 'On the side' is a very big fucking thing for you.
  • Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
  • Samuel L. Jackson: I know. High motherfucking maintenance.

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